the Ig Nobel Prize

?English: the Ig Nobel Prize in nuetritions aword to Dr. Nakamatsu, of Tokyo Japan, the aword is for photographing and retrospectively analyzing every meal he has consumed during a period of 34 years and counted.
in the reception, Dr. Nakamatsu had a following speech:

Thank you Mark. the MARC means meal after recoreded by camera. (this joke wasn't accepted)
Please be patient, before eating your meal, take a picture. you can get better brain quality and longevity.
Long life should be longer, speech should be short. (he went back right away)

you can also see this streaming movie on the web, Improb | Purveyer Of Aesthetics, and i guess you'll find he made a big loughs by his nice speech.