pull out all the stops!

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『[653] トラブル発生！』(記入者：マイケル岩佐 さん)

最近、体調がチビッと良くナッテキタと思ってタラ、今度はビッグトラブル発生ダヨ！
These days, my condition is going a little bit better though, another big trouble was happened!

マイケルの人生はなんてドラマチックな人生ナノヨ！
How dramatic Michael's life is!

みのも〇たさんもビックリだよ！
Mr.Mino might be surprised, too!

トラブルとは、あのガンジーとマイケルの次くらいに非暴力ヲ唱エテル、仏の八木ちゃんがブチ切れタ事だヨ！
I mean, the trouble is that Mr.Yagi, the saint of man, lost his temper, though he had been the second strictest pacifist next after Mr.Gandhi and Mr.Michael.

大量ノ毛根とともにブチ切れたのサ！
He lost his temper with lots of his hair!

も〜プンプンで手がツケラレないダヨ！
Nobody could help him to calm down!

原因はシンプル、八木ちゃんをハゲよばわりシタ事ダヨ。
The reason was really simple one. It was that I called him as a "bald guy".

今マデ、ハゲハゲ言ってもモナリザ・スマイルだったケド、ホントは傷ツイテタらしいヨ！
Though he has always smiled like Mona Lisa even if we called him as a "bald guy" again and again before, he actually has gotten emotionally hurt!

痛みヤスイのは髪の毛ダケじゃなかったヨ。
I knew his delicate part was not only his hair.

デモ残念ナガラ、八木ちゃんはハゲ以外に表現のしようがナッシングなのサ。
But I'm afraid there is no other expression to call him but a "bald guy",

ダカラ今後も遠慮はしないヨ♪
so that I'd like to continue to pull out all the stops!

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