daily murmur

?English:cf.http://www.lilyfranky.com/hitokoto/
men's murmur

クルマ買って３年経つが、いまだに給油口が左右どちらにあるか分からずGSでイッパイイッパイになる。
Though I've been 3 years since I bought my car, even now I don't know where the fuel filler tube is and always get upset in a gas stand.

women's murmur

おっぱいを、踏まれたことはあるけど、揉まれたことはない。
Though I've had the opportunity to be stepped on my breasts, I've never been massaged.